Someone is in the car

I opened the door to get in and nearly jumped out of my skin when I saw someone else sitting in my car.

"Who are you?" I asked, part startled, part scared, part confused, and part angry.

"My name is John, and I am here to make you a very powerful person. We have been watching you, and we want to experiment on you."

"Wait, who's 'we', and you can't experiment on me."

"All you need to know is that we want to see what happens when we give someone with your sexual creativity the freedom to do as he pleases. We have seen the porn you watch, and we believe that you are best suited for this test. All you need to do is take this pill and you will become significantly more attractive."

"So that's it? I will look better and suddenly the world is my oyster?"

"I trust you will figure out how best to use it. Good luck!" With that, John vanished, leaving behind a water bottle and a little yellow pill.