You Try to Take Them Back Off

You've got to get going or you're going to be late for work. So you ditch your pants on the floor and pull the smooth undergarments off and throw them to the other side of the room. You then pull your pants back on and you head out the door, thinking you've left this strange problem behind you.

When you reach the elevator that takes you down to the first floor of the apartment building, Mrs. June, an elderly lady who lives two floors above you, and Chad, a young guy who just moved out of his parent's place are both in the elevator. You say hello to them as you enter and take a standing place between the two of them. But when the elevator doors come to a complete close, something against the laws of reality happens.