With tongue-tied silence!

Unsure of how to respond to that, I go silent, my mind racing while I try to come up with something suitable to say. But it’s Doe who breaks the silence:

“Well, aren’t you going to flip down all the women with bald pussies John?”

“Oh, yeah of course, my mind was on stand-by for a moment then,” I say, even though the exact opposite is the actual case.

“I’m sorry if some of the things I’ve said have shocked you John, it’s just that it’s been such a long time since I have been able to speak to a male this way, I think I may have gone a little overboard.” She answers, patting my leg.

“No, no, I’m not offended or anything Doe, you’ve just seen through my bravado very easily is all and it’s a bit embarrassing for me as you seem to know how inexperienced I actually am. My friends usually believe whatever exaggerated stories I tell them about the things I’ve gotten up to with women.” I answer, feeling a little naïve.

“Are you telling me you’re a virgin John?” Doe asks, a twinkle in her eye. I feel I can trust her and so I tell her the truth.

“Yes.” It comes out as almost a whisper.

“Oh my goodness, and here I am jiggling my boobies and talking about my vagina to you, I just wanted to see if I could get a young man to blush, have a bit of fun with you. I knew your were inexperienced but I didn’t realise you’d never gone all the way with a girl ever. You poor boy! Your heart must be beating a mile a minute!” Doe moves in a little closer, squeezing my leg, to let me know she feels bad for toying with me.

“I…I must admit that this is the most exciting experience that I’ve ever had with a woman Doe, and…and if I wasn’t so scared, I might’ve tried to kiss you tonight.” I respond, putting a few more of my cards on the table.

“Aww, that’s very sweet John, and rather cute to. But with such a big age difference it would be silly for us to do anything.”

“I don’t care about the age difference Doe, a very hot babe is a very hot babe, y’know what I mean?”

“Oh, come on John, we were being rude for a bit of fun, you can’t tell me that you really think I’m some sort of ‘very hot babe’?”

“Really? Tell that to the iron hard erection in my pants.” I blurt before I can stop myself!