Camping trip.

"Have you ever been camping?" asks Maria smiling, "Because I'm thinking of having you, me and some of our friends all alone in the woods for a whole weekend without mobile phones or the stress of studying."

"Well… I went once with my parents," you answer, "but that was a long time ago. I was just a kid."

"Excellent," says Maria, "I'm sure you'll love it. Maybe it'll remind you of your childhood. Hell, your best friend Chris and his sister Ashley already said they'll come with us."

"What about Jane," you ask before she could ask it herself, "I only have one tent and one sleeping bag."

"Can't she stay here?" asks Maria with an unhappy groan. "Think about it, two guys and two girls ALONE in the woods for a WHOLE weekend. Roasting marshmallows over a fire and if it gets cold or scary, us girls can cuddle up to you big strong men."

"I can't leave her alone," you say. "She doesn't have access to my bank account and I don't have enough food here to last her the weekend. Plus, it's not like getting her her own gear will be hard. All that we'll need from you would be a car ride to the campsite. Please, Maria, for me?"

"Fine, because it's you," agrees Maria with no small amount of frustration, "But, she has to be quiet. This is your birthday and we're using my car."

"Very well, I will do as you wish," agrees Jane without hesitation, knowing it was what you wanted.

"Very good," says Maria as she stands up from the table. "Thanks for the breakfast. She might be a better than I thought. I'll send you more information with WatsApp later today."

"Thanks, Maria," you say, "You're the best."

"I know," answers Maria as smug as ever, "but I won't mind if you keep telling me. I think you're really gonna love your birthday."

As she is leaving, Maria suddenly whips around and kisses you full on the lips. Before you or Jane can do anything about it, she gives you a seductive smile and Jane a wink as she leaves.

"Camping sounds like a fun way to celebrate your birthday," says Jane, "but she is still a bitch."

"No swearing in my home," you reply as you smack Jane's ass, "and keep your clothes on. We're going to buy you a tent after breakfast."