An easy question also.

I decide to also try and get rid of the easy ones first.

‘Are you male?’ I ask.

‘Nope, certainly not!’ Doe answers with a smirk, looking down at her card. I flip down all the males on my board, leaving me with a selection of naked females of varying attributes. Doe’s eyes rove over her board, as she looks at each picture, sipping thoughtfully from her glass as she ponders what to ask next.

‘Do you have hair on your chest?’ She asks.

Looking down at my card to confirm, I tell her that I do not. As she flips down the hirsute males I now wonder myself what to ask, obviously this is adult Guess Who but I’ll still feel funny asking Doe a rude question first. A moment later I decide.

‘Are you blonde?’

‘Yes, I am.’

I flip down all the non-blondes and await Doe’s question, she opens up the fun with a bit of a doozy.

‘Is your penis large John?’ She asks, leaning forward comically, licking her lips.

‘Hah, well, I’ve never had any complaints Doe.’ I jibe, making her laugh and pat my leg in amusement, before continuing, ‘But yes, I’d say from this picture, large is the word to use.’

Doe tips the non-large males down and looks up, now waiting for my question. This seems as good a time as any, she’s flirty and I guess expecting me to be a little rude, so I go for it.

‘Have you got real big boobs, Doe?’ I ask with a slight crack in my voice. I could never imagine I would be saying something like this to her face, ever.

‘I thought that would be fairly obvious, John.’ She replies, shaking her very ample chest at me a little, but still enough to send a surge of movement through them, her large top wriggling from the tremors for a few seconds after she stops.

She watches me watching them for a few seconds before speaking again, and when she does, she speaks a little slower, her lips making very deliberate movements.

‘Yes John, I have very voluptuous breasts. Do you believe me?’

‘Yes indeed I do, Doe.’ I answer, flipping down all the smaller breasted blondes on my board.

‘Ok, next question.’ she says, sipping again from her glass. ‘Your nice big cock, is it circumcised?’ looking right at my crotch as she asks. I can’t believe the heat that washes through my body from hearing Doe swear like that. I feel my cock twitch a little as I reply……..