STALK Brian and listen on the telephone to him and Natalie

Roll +COOL(+1) to STALK your husband: 8. When you STALK someone, on a 7-9 you meet them in a public place, or there is trouble in the way.

You text your husband. MET A NICE BOY AT THE DENTIST'S. YOU MEETING YOUR LADY FRIEND NATALIE TONIGHT? I'LL TELL YOU THE STORY.

Brian texts back. DOING AN EXTRA DROP OFF. MIGHT BE KINDA LATE.

You beg him, PLEASE HONEYBEAR. EVEN LATE. EVEN IF IT'S JUST TO HEAR YOU DOING HER.

Roll +HOT(+3) to TELL HIM to call you in tonight: 14. Brian is enthusiastic, +1 Forward.

Brian texts back. SURE HON, NATALIE LOVES HAVING YOU ON. YOU KNOW SHE AND NATE ARE EXPECTING?

WONDERFUL. LET ME KNOW WHEN. LV YOU HONEYBEAR.

LV U 2.

Brian calls you from Nate and Natalie's place. Natalie is in another room getting ready, so you tell Brian the story of Ben, the nice young man from the dentist's office who was stuck without a ride.

"Oh hon," Brian says over the phone. "I'm so happy to hear you're getting your oven poked. Keeps you hot." He chuckles. "Just like a young man. Three shots in a row, and then crashed out asleep. One time in his pants, one time giving it to you titty side up, and one time comin' in behind your sweet butt."

Well, that's your honeybear for you.

"I'm so glad Natalie's a good sport," you say. "I love hearing you share your wiener with a nice lady like her."

"You know she's got titties now, Natalie does?" Brian says. "Eight months gone, and she's got regular handfuls now. Her butt's gone up a size too."

"Well, you sure sound pleased, honeybear," you say.

"I surely am pleased, but I can't take credit," he says. "Nate knocked her up. They've been trying for a while. Oh, here's Natalie, let me put it on speaker."

"Oh hi Mary!" Natalie says. "How you keeping?"

"Missing my honeybear," you say. "You keeping him warm for me?"

"I'd say so," Natalie says. "I've been running hot for months, roasting Nate out of bed. I should do to keep Brian warm."

"Brian likes it warm," you say. "How about you get his engine started, Natalie?"

"Oh, his engine was started when I walked in," Natalie says. "Up like a flagpole. Just listening to you."

"That's my honeybear," you say. "Let me hear you loving up on him."

"You want me to suck on his popsicle?"

"That would be so kind," you say. "Do it for me."

You hear Natalie's bed springs creak. There's a sound of fabric sliding over Brian's phone.

Roll +HOT(+3) to TELL Natalie to go down on your husband: 13. Take +1 Forward with Mistress. Roll +COOL(+1): 12. On a 10+, someone cums, mark XP.

"Oh hon, she's got me," Brian said. "She's loving up on me."

"She's sucking on your wiener, honeybear?" you say.

"Oh yes, yes. Natalie, you're so good, hon," Brian says.

"Hold the phone close," you say.

There's some fumbling sounds, then that wet, sweet kissing and licking and the sounds of Natalie's breath. More distantly, you hear Brian's moans as she takes him higher and higher.

"Oh, Natalie, hon, love up on my man," you say. "Love him good."

"Mmm, mmm, mmm," Natalie says. The sounds of sucking and licking resume.

"Oh Natalie do that thing!" Brian says. "Yes hon, in! Oh up my ASS!" he cries out. "Ah, ah, ah, AHHH!"

So nasty, you think. Brian and his thing for poop holes. Good thing Natalie likes to play dirty with him.

But you love to hear your honeybear touch heaven, even if he's going in through the back door.

"Honeybear, you got another in the tank?" you say. "I want to hear you take Natalie to heaven."

Roll +HOT(+3) to TELL Brian to fuck Natalie: 9. On a 7-9, you'll have to convince him.

"I'm kinda shot," Brian says.

"Oh, come on, sweetie, you can't leave a nice lady hanging," you tell him. "I know you're good for another. Just think of one of those dirty things you're always going on about."

You hear Natalie laugh. "It's working," she says.

"I bet he's thinking about your butt," you say.

"I cannot tell a lie," Brian says. "I'm thinking about Mary's butt."

Natalie laughs louder. "I bet she's still got me beat," she says. "But you look ready, Brian. Let me get up on my knees."

The bed squeaks as Natalie and Brian shift their weight.

"Give it to me, Brian," Natalie says.

"Yes, honeybear, give it to her!" you say.

"Not gonna argue," Brian says. "Hey little lady, open up."

Roll +COOL(0) with Mistress: 4, Miss.

You hear the rhythmic squeak of bedsprings and Brian's and Natalie's sighs as they do the deed doggie style.

But somewhere in the middle of all this, there's a sliding sound, a thump!, and the line cuts off.

"Oh dear," you say. "Hope she gets hers, God willing."

You kneel by your bedside, praying for your husband and for Natalie and Nate and their baby, then tuck yourself into bed.

You have 4 XP.
You have -1 Hard, +3 Hot, +0 Cool, -1 Control, Mistress, and Mind Control.

Choose a place to go hunting for a nice boy or girl, or describe how you prepare for your husband's return, then roll +COOL(0) to STALK someone.