Round One! FIGHT!!

From my hunched position i snarled and hooked the bouncer's legs, pulling them back and up below the knee. It didn't quite take him down like i'd hoped, but he was off-balance, so i got up before he could counter, at least. That's something. He got his footing back and turned to me. He smirked a little and cracked his knuckles. I'd be lying if i said i wasn't a little nervous, but he threatened Shana. I didn't have time to be nervous, i only had time to act. I certainly couldn't let it slide. So, i rushed him, ducking a wild hay-maker and landing a pretty solid blow under his ribs. I know he winced from that, so i took the opportunity to come up and knock his chin as hard as i could. He stumbled back and landed on his ass. I figured we were pretty well done at this point so i put an arm around Shana and we headed out. I turned back.

"You deserved that for threatening her. We're gone." We walked to the door, most of the people letting us through without resistance. I felt like such a bad ass! I beat the bouncer and was leaving with the beautiful girl in my arms. Shana may not condone **** (unless it's entertaining), but i could tell she was impressed. This was definitely going on my life's highlight reel. Right after losing my virginit...*

Ow!! What the fuck was that!? I looked back, the back of my neck trying to talk me out of it through pain. That bouncer. Motherfucker sucker-punched me AGAIN!! I got up.

"You fuckin' coward!! Can't you fuckin' fight without blind-siding people!? Am i gonna have to knock you on your fat ass again!?" I then noticed Shana wasn't on my shoulder anymore. I looked around for her, swearing painful **** if he'd hit her. I found her on my left. It looked like she'd been pushed into a bar-stool.

"You alright?!"

"Ow....yeah, i'm fine. He just pushed me aside."

"You pushed her?!"

He opened his arms and said 'what!?' I gave him my most intimidating look.

"That's your ass, motherfucker."