You enter the Principal's Office

You enter the Principal's office, there sat behind a large oak desk was Mrs.North. An African beauty if you ever saw one. She was stated to have the biggest cock in school although no one could confirm how big.

As you enter you see her place a binder back into her desk draw.

She greets you " ah Doug thank you for coming please have a seat" as she gestures towards the two small seats the other side of the desk.

" as I'm sure you've seen on the news Doug the government is making budget cuts from defence to education and we need to balance the book. Our funding has been cut by 15%, to accommodate this we either need to make cuts to the same degree or generate this difference in incom ourselves. After speaking with the staff, the PTA and the community we have come up with a budget plan".

You look at her confused. "Why are you telling me all this Mrs?"

"Because yound Doug your going to help us Balance the books. Now we have two sets of budget. One plan is to generate the income by allowing students, members of staff and the community to release their urges on the student body for a nominal fee.

The second is that the staff has agreed to take a 20% wage cut in return for being given a sex toy of their choice, and they have voted for you Doug".

You sit there shocked. This has to be some kind of sick joke.

As you sit there stunned Mrs North continues " now Doug I know this must be a shock but we cannot afford to lose a better student as they have too bright a future and non of the other academically stunted students polled nearly as highly as you".

You reposed back " you can't do this I won't allow it, my mother won't allow it".

"Ahhhh but Dougy she will, she's the one who suggested the idea in the PTA meeting".

"However I'm not unreasonable I'll allow you to choose how you help out the school and your fellow student body".