Just one

"Hello brother." Black Zetsu said as you were on the way back from your mission.

"Big bro Zetsu. Good to see you. How's the plan going?" You ask.

"We are close. We have collected five of the nine Biju. We have lost a few members, so we will have to slow down. How goes yours?" He asks.

"I've infiltrated leaf, and started corruption of it. I have taken the rank of chunin because of my lack of ninjutsu. I have positioned myself as a love interest to the Hokage, and a soon to be master of the nine tailed fox's host." You inform.

"Very good for me. But you must continue to corrupt at a faster rate. Mother would not be pleased if she's defeated." Zetsu informs you before vanishing into the ground. With a nod you continue on your way to the leaf.

"Hey guy's." You say to Kotetsu and Izumo before plaving them under. "You two will start to imagine everyone coming through the gates naked as you see them." You say before releasing them.

"Hey Kusa. How'd it go?" Izumo asks.

"Fine, a bit boring." It had been a three day journey there and back. Kotetsu nodded before you head towards the Hokage tower.

"Tsunade, I've returned." You say as you enter the office. Tsunade was passed out on a pile of paper work. Grinning, you put her under your jutsu. "Tsunade, you want to train to resist my genjutsu, so you will want me to occasionally, at random times, put you under if its not a bad time." You say. Once your done, you tap her lightly, waking her from her nap.

"Oh, Kusa, your back. Was I asleep?" She asked with a yawn. You chuckle.

"It appears so. Mission complete. The customer gave me this to give to you." You say handing her a slip of paper.

"Thank you, Handsome." Tsunade smiled. "I was thinking, Kusa, would you like to get dinner tomorrow night?" She asked, a small blush forming on her face. Faking shock, you reply.

"Uh, sure! That'd be great. How about seven?" You ask.

"That sounds wonderful. Wear something nice." Tsunade says as you exit the office. As you were travelling back to Naruto's place, you spotted the blonde with a pink haired girl.

"Hey Naruto, I'm back." You say as you approach the two.

"Hey Kusa! This is my teammate Sakura! Sakura, Kusa. He's my temporary roommate till he gets enough money for his own place." Naruto says with a smile. Sakura smiles as you shake hands.

"A pleasure." You say.

"And to you. Are you a ninja?" She asks.

"Oh yeah, he's got this really strong genjutsu! Even Ganny Tsunade has trouble with it!" Naruto said before being punched into the ground by Sakura's fist.

"Give respect to the Hokage Naruto!" She screeched.

"But yeah, i have a pretty strong genjutsu." You say after wiping the blood from your ears.

"I bet Naruto was just stretching the truth though. There's no way your genjutsu was that strong." Sakura said.

"And why's that?" You ask a little annoyed.

"I'm her second apprentice, right behind Shizune. She's to strong to fall for an illusion." Sakura boasted. As she was, you put her under youe jutsu.

"Sakura, you'r going to start to develope a crush on me, as you start falling more for me, you willwant to look hot for me, especially your big ass, since your boobs are pretty small." You say with a smirk you then release the jutsu.

"That's why it wouldn't work." Sakura said. She blinked before looking at you and a small blush appeared on her face. "But it was nice meeting you. I've got to go now, my parents wanted to meet me today." Sakura said, the blush not leaving her face. Naruto groaned before pulling himself off the ground.

"Haaaa, i wish Sakura wouldn't hit so hard. But that's what I love about her. She's also pretty cute." Naruto says. The two of you return to your apartment.