[SPECIAL:] Endnotes

Almost forgot!

A towering pile of bits and shits inspired me while I wrote this thing. So, in no particular order, all the stuff I shamelessly ripped off, sang along to, stared at or digested…

• The Firework joke in the bonus chapter is yoinked shamelessly from The Fundamentals of Caring, which is a fantastic fucking movie starring Paul ‘Ant-Man’ Rudd which not nearly enough people have seen. If that don’t get you excited, may I also add that Selena Gomez plays the love interest, and hot fuckin’ damn on a stick she is hawt in that movie. (And wears a sexy, sexy leather jacket.)
• If I were to pick a credits song for this story, it’d obviously have to be Posh Girls by the aptly-named Scouting for Girls. (I think I even quoted them in one of the chapters... yeah, I did. Still. Great fuckin’ song.)
• Various other bits rip off or reference stuff I love, some of which are more obvious than others. (First person to spot the Imogen Heap shoutout in the epilogue gets a big fat No-Prize.)
• We can’t leave out Emma herself, obviously. Though I don’t know her – and as I’ve repeated ad fuckin’ nauseam, nothing here is intended to be taken as a serious representation of anyone or anything – massive thanks should go to her for just being the kind of awesome, funny, gorgeous lady who inspires dreck of this length. I sincerely hope she never sees this, but if she ever did, I really hope she’d just laugh. (I mean, erotic fan fiction is the sincerest form of flattery, right, guys? Guys?)
• And last but not least, literally everyone who ever stopped by this story, left a like, read a chapter or communally jerked it to Emma. We may be spread all across the world, my friends, but we’re united by one thing: our utter shamelessness, and our shared love of Emma Watson. (Okay, maybe that’s two things.) Though I’ll never meet any of you in person – and thank fuck, can you imagine how awkward and sticky that handshake would be, Jesus – I’m so happy I managed to write something you wanted to read.

So thank you, in conclusion. Yeah, you. Personally. You’re awesome.

Thanks so much for reading – and on that sappy-ass note, I think it’s time to finally close the book on Ultimate Fantasies: Emma Watson! Goodnight, my faithful fapping friends, and check back soon for an all-new erotic adventure!

Your friendly neighborhood writing monkey,
TheOptimisticDuck

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P.P.S: Yes, there’s probably going to be a book two. Emma and James might be together now, but I don’t think I’ll be able to resist diving back into their world for long…

Also, I really, really want to write that **** Emma scene. So there’s that. ;)