Sexy Sadie's Red Notepad

I'm Sadie, and I'm a cute half-Japanese girl with pigtails and high aspirations, and I'm also an independent sociologist. I'm just naturally a curious person I suppose, and am especially interested in sexual events, especially of the random sort, from a sociological context. I've also had my own share, but this isn't my life story. This is a particular story of a study, my quest to gain information, in my trusty Red Notepad, for independent sociological research. Well, in some ways that's what it began as, but really just what I hoped, deep-down, that was what it would become. It instead became the most exciting and hands-on study I could have ever hoped for.

I'd been tipped of by a sexy friend of mine named Layla as to a seedy downtown bar that had little bedded booths one could rent if one were so inclined. This meant a perfect crowd upon which to conduct my sociological study. A slightly naive independent sociologist I was at the time, my plan was to walk up to the strangest looking people with notepad in hand and say, "Hi! I'm Sadie. Tell me about your most interesting sexual experience."

And if they were to further inquire as to the standards of "most interesting" I would clarify to "Whatever makes the best story!" Perky and enthusiastic.

My plan was executed perfectly. Well sort of.

...When I walked into the bar many smells danced in my nose. Among them, cigarettes, ****, marijuana, and, distinctly dancing with the rest, the strong scent of sex. I smiled, licked my lips, made sure my cleavage looked as appealing as possible, and scanned the crowd for interesting people.