The blonde’s time has come

Sophie and I watched the remaining two brunettes hit the dance floor and the blonde head in the direction of some meathead at the bar. Wanting to get a closer look I went to the bar.

“Hey little man, fuck off before I pound you to a bloody pulp.”

I was suddenly knocked over by the same guy I was aiming to spy on.

“Haha we’ve had the same problem with that loser,” the blonde said now standing over me. “God you’re so strong, wanna buy me a drink,” she continued, as her hands danced across his arms.

“Hell ya, you’re one of the few chicks I’d pick over beating up this punk,” he laughed. Getting up, Sophie and I just rolled our eyes. We watched the duo engaged in some obvious PDA before Sophie stopped time.

“I can’t watch this anymore,” Sophie said. “Just give me the laxatives, so I can put everyone out of their misery.”

Giving her four laxatives I watched her walk over to the flirting couple. Without a second thought she dropped two in each of their drinks.

“Fuck them,” was the only thing Sophie said as she restarted time.

We watched the blonde and meathed continue to talk until we saw the blonde’s hand grab his crotch. The two disappeared into the men’s bathroom.

“What are you waiting for? Get in there,” Sophie said giving me a little slap on the shoulder. Willing to obeying her like a well trained puppy, I followed the horny couple.

Immediately upon entering I could hear the sounds of fucking. Trying to play it cool I entered the stall adjacent to the fucking noises.

After a few minutes of moaning I heard, “fuck babe wait.”

That was quickly followed by, “ya I don’t fucking think so, take this big dick.”

Stopping time I decided Sophie should be here for this fun, so I only restarted time once she was next to me in the stall.

Almost as soon as time started a loud fart echoed throughout the bathroom. A fart so loud everyone would take notice even in a bathroom.

“What the fuck was that babe? Is that shit on my dick?”

Sophie and I silently giggled in our stall.

“Oh my god I don’t know what’s happening, but I gotta take a shit,” we heard a high pitch whine.

At that moment another loud fart rang throughout the bathroom. “Fuck, shit so do I.” We heard a males voice followed by a woman being pushed out of a stall.

We saw the blonde’s feet freeze looking at all the locked stalls. The clacking heels alerted Sophie and I to her exit from the bathrooms, which we happily followed.

Loud farts echoed as we followed the blonde in her journey to the woman’s restroom. Just as she was about to open the door, Nikki, the bride to be, blasted open the door as if she owned the place.

“Alright I’m ready for some dick tonight,” she said barely noticing the fallen blonde.

The blonde, her bridesmaid, was currently crying, as she ran into the bathroom with her hands pressed to her ass and a large brown stain on the back of her tight pink dress.

“I guess we still only have two down,” Sophie said, as she stared down the bitchy bride who joined her two friends on the dance floor.