Monika the potted plant!

She pointed to an object in the room.

"As a potted plant, she can hardly protest!" Chuckled 'Monika'.

"Oh dad ..." came from Tim.

"Hehe, it's just harmless fun!" she said as she sat down on the sofa.

"But I'm just wondering what she had planned in this fumble!".

Suddenly Tim remembered something. "Oh no ... Pa, I think that has something to do with her boyfriend!".

"Her boyfriend?".

"Yes, Monika has a friend called Martin!".

"Oh help! Now I'm really fucked!" commented 'Monika' fart-dry when ...