Lets Act Out The Porno

"That looks fun" she cooed in post orgasmic bliss. "hmmm lets get the fans to decide" she thought.
She decides to put up a poll on twitter "Guys should i do something a little **** today #NoPants". The poll results were a resounding yes. "Well okay then boys lets have fun with momma" she she says to herself.

She dials up the nearest pizzeria a nervous geeky sounding pizza boy answers:
pizza guy "uh ah hello"
Dodger "Hey honey can i get a delivery"
pizza guy "yes am what would you like ma'am"
Dodger "can i get a 11" with some thick creamy mayo on the side"
pizza guy "yes thank ma'ma, delivery will be 20 minutes, will be paying by card?"
Dodger "No thank you i'll pay you on arrival, don't wait up honey im feeling ravenous"
*phone hangs up*

"Now how much of a show is this little guy getting?"