on your living room floor.

you wake up lying face down on your living room carpet and feel a weight on top of you, apparently she is sitting on your couch drinking your beer and watching one of your lesbian sex porn dvd's and using you as a footstool. "So I got to thinkin after you passed out, and it just so happens that I had a party I was thinking about going to, but I didn't want to deal with going to it alone. Ya see it is a costume party and the top prize for a sexy costume is $1000, that is where you come in, seeing as how I work as a bartender for the club I can't win but if we were to get you all dolled up and you win we could split the money. What do you say?"

Not even sure of how you feel about what she has done to you, you think for a moment and reply.