Bad enough to get arrested.

“Well, Ruby, you're not exactly dressed for bad girl business, but Jacki here just got a new wardrobe and I bet she wouldn't mind sharing,” Dave said.

Jacki pouted in a way that suggested she did mind, but Dave's scowled at her and the pout was replaced by wide-eyed obedience.

“Do you have anything sluttier than that?” Ruby asked, pointing to Jacki’s electric blue dress.

“I think we have something you can make work,” Dave promised and led the young old woman and his dude bro girlfriend back to the car.

Ruby didn't hesitate when they encouraged her to strip by the side of the road while Jacki dug through her shopping bags and search for something suitable. When Dave got distracted by the sight of Jacki's ass as she bent back into the car, Ruby found a way to bring his attention back to her.

“Oh goodness, I didn't realize how cold it was out here!” the redhead announced loudly. “Look what it's doing to my nipples!”

Dave suspected she had pinched them rather hard to get them to stand out that way, but he wasn't about to call her on the lie.

“Oh goodness, let me warm those up for you!” he volunteered and scurried over to enthusiastically grope her tits and warm her nips with his mouth.”

“I found one!” Jackie announced, holding forth a black mini and red tube top.

“Oh no sweetie,” Dave said, relinquishing Ruby’s pert boobs but reaching around to finger her asshole. “Look for that purple one with the sequins.”

Jacki sighed in frustration but did as she was told as Ruby squirmed and gibbered.

At last Jacki found the napkin-sized dress Dave had referred to and the blonde pressed it triumphantly on the now moaning redhead and retrieved her boyfriend from her.

Jacki possessively sank to her knees, reaffirming her position as girlfriend by blowing Dave without so much as a ‘please may I’. Dave didn't object and instructed Ruby to dress there by the side of the road.

It was Ruby's turn to be jealous has Jacki freed the cock she adored and began to bob her head along it, but the suddenly slutty septuagenarian was confident that the dress would get her back in the game and so she hurriedly rammed her pneumatic num nums into it and pulled the skirt down around her ass, though it only made it three quarters of the way.

“That's a nice outfit Ruby,” Dave said, his fingers entwined in Jacki's hair. “A girl could get lucky in the dress like that.”

“I don't need to get lucky so much as I need to get fucked,” Ruby exclaimed. “I can see you're busy, but you have no idea how horny I am. Think you could fuck me now and let the blonde slut suck you off later?”

“Oh, that doesn't seem fair to poor Jacki,” said Dave said as his girlfriend grunted her objection around his cock. “You'd have to offer something for her too. Do you eat pussy, Ruby?”

“It's my second favorite meal!” Ruby proclaimed.

“Well, that should do then,” Dave conceded. “Why don't you lay yourself out on the hood of the car?”

The redhead giggled and did precisely that. Dave had to tap the side Jacki’s head rather roughly to get her to relinquish his cock, but then he smacked her on the nose with it and insisted she go mount Ruby’s face atop the car.

He used the wishbone to up Jacki’s bisexual proclivities and by the time he had managed to penetrate Ruby's ginger-fringed slit, Jacki had decided that she liked her new position quite a lot, thank you very much. She ground down on the church secretary's face has her boyfriend began pistoning in and out of her other end.

“I love you, Dave!” She exclaimed. “You always take me on the best dates!”

That was the last coherent thing she said has Ruby finally got into a groove and started driving the blonde absolutely ape shit.

Both girls had come at least thrice before the police car arrived, but Dave hadn't quite gotten off yet. He held up the wishbone by way of communicating to the officers that they really needed to let him finish.

The two police officers agreed that was fair and pulled out their own dicks so they could better stroke them.

At last Dave exploded inside the septuagenarian redhead. He roared out in triumph into the night and then slid out of her to leave her oozing on the hood of his car.

“Is there a problem officers?” he asked, his dick dangling in the wind that (Ruby was right) was a bit cold.

“We, uh, got a complaint that you were engaged in a, um, lewd public act,” one of the officer explained, struggling to find the moral high ground with his erect dick in his hand.

“Well, I realize it's not keeping within community standards, Officers,” Dave explained “but there were extenuating circumstances. Ruby over here, the red head, hadn’t been fucked in, what was it Ruby? Two decades?”

“At least! And even then, it wasn't a proper, nasty fuck!” The church secretary confirmed.

“So, you see, she was really fucking cockhungry,” Dave said.

“Still am, if anyone’s interested!” She said, staring meaningfully at the officers.

“Well, that's, um, very...odd…” said the officer, appearing to do math in his head that didn't make sense. “But still… We got a complaint…”

“Well, maybe you two should take Ruby into custody for a couple hours or so,” Dave suggested. “I'm sure you could teach her the right ways and wrong ways to do these sorts of things.”

“Oh yes, Officers!” She said, hopping off the car and coming over to take over the job they had been doing on their own. “Do teach me a lesson. I'm such a bad, bad girl!”

Dave used the wishbone to give the officers the stamina to keep up with Ruby and the recklessness to try.

“Yes, um..we...we will need to take you into custody, Ma'am,” an officer said. “No need to book you into jail, though, or put this on the record.”

“No, no,” the other officer agreed. “We could take her into custody up Slott Canyon Road.”

“That sounds just perfect!” Ruby agreed.

Dave and Jacki waved as they drove off, then Dave pinched his girlfriend's ass.

“I hope we haven't missed choir practice!” He said, and led her back to the church.