Go on the computer.

You picked your laptop up from your nightstand and started browsing on the internet. You'd noticed that your email came up with a message from your sister Crystal, who for some time you'd been in a prank war with her. The message reads:

"Hey little bro. While this isn't as bad of a prank as I had planned for you, I kind of felt guilty at the fact that you're at your age now, and haven't had a girlfriend yet. So last night I took the opportunity of setting up a little dating profile for you. Just a little something to keep you occupied.

P.S: Don't ask where I got the pictures from ;)"

-Crystal

Pictures? Your heart sunk. You remembered you'd been going to the gym for a while and thought that taking progress pictures was a good way to improve your morale. You thought the pictures you'd taken had been private. But what's privacy when you have two nosy sisters constantly in your business all the time? Regardless, you were concerned. If she had put your information on the site, what kind of people were able to see it? You logged in with the credentials she gave you. "Great password, Crystal" you groaned to yourself, "cockslut18... what are you, 12?" As you logged onto the site, you noticed it had a standard messaging system, with video and audio capability. You glanced into the messages box, and your mind raced. 46 messages? She set this up last night!

You scroll through them, making note of the ages and types of all of these women, and noticed that they were all older than you by a few years. Almost 60% had attached images with their messages, and some had even attached videos. Maybe it was your curiosity got the better of you, or maybe it was the medicine you were on, but you thought you would look through and entertain the thought of talking to some of these women. Who did you look at first?