A sticky situation

The Hatter pulled up a gun that was remote controlled and hidden in a trash bin, but instead of bullets it had balls just like paintball, but they were not filled with paint. From his hiding spot, he aimed the gun. In rapid fire, he shot a splotch on each of Batgirl's butt cheeks.

"Yeaow!" said Batgirl as she slumped forward onto her hands and knees. She jumped up and turned to see where the projectiles came from. She reached around with both hands and grabbed her butt cheeks. She felt something thick, and sticky. When she tried to pull her hands free, she could not, the substance was so sticky, her hands became stuck to butt cheeks. She pulled and pulled, but her hands were stuck fast. "Oh, my lord no!" she said. She was in tears. She was naked, her bike was gone, and now her hands were glued to her butt cheeks, making it impossible for her to cover her breasts, crotch, or butt crack.

The Hatter nearly fell out of his chair laughing.