After a Few More Self-Improvements

You think about going next door and fucking Tiffany, but even though your dick is trying to think for you, your head still has control. You pull your own profile back up. "I wonder...." you say to yourself. You find a icon about physical health. You see a bar about immunity and find out you can make yourself totally immune to all diseases, viral or bacterial. You go ahead and make yourself totally immune to all diseases. "No STDs for me!" you crow. You also decide you are not ready to be a father, and you are more sure a ditz like Tiffany is not ready to be a mother, so you find a way to make your sperm sterile. Besides if you want kids later, you can just slide the potency bar all the way back the opposite direction.

You now think both you and Tiffany are ready. First you head to your bathroom and brush your teeth, comb your hair, and spritz some cologne on. You then head across the hall and knock on the door.

A few moments later, Tiffany opens the door. She looks a bit frazzled. When she sees you, her eyes go wide and she licks her lips.