Wifely duties

Matthew woke up the next morning. Dana was sleeping softly next to him. He reached over and shook her awake. "I can't believe this!" he said angrily.

Dana rubbed her eyes. "What is it?"

"What is it?" asked Matthew angrily. "What is it? Reverend Hinkley told you a good, dutiful, godly wife always wakes up before her husband, showers, fixes her hair and make-up and has breakfast and coffee waiting for him!"

"Oh my god! I must have overslept!"

"Do you want me to call Hinkley and tell him what a sinful act you just did?!"

"No, please don't!"

"Fine, skip the shower, clothing, and fixing yourself up right now, but go fix my breakfast. For punishment, well, I'll think of something later. Go!"

"Yes, Matthew, I'm so sorry!" Dana hopped out of bed and hurried off naked.

Matthew got up and stretched.