There's a knock at the door.

You hung up the phone, and headed back into the lounge just in time to hear a knock at the door.

As you opened it, you were surprised to find that there was no one standing there. Looking around confused, you noticed a small package laying on the mat wrapped in brown paper. Reaching down to pick it up, you brought it back into the house and closed the door behind you.

It was small, square box, surprisingly light adorned only with a small white label that had your name and address stamped on it.

You brought it into the kitchen, and placed it on the counter to open. Inside were 3 small pills, and a sheet of white paper folded in half.
Pulling the sheets out first, you opened it and began to read what it said.

”Congratulations on receiving your delivery of 3FreeWishes. Allow me to give you some guidelines on its use.

Inside the box, you will have noticed 3 different colored pills. Please take them from the box and remove their protective coverings, as this is not suitable to consumption. The remainder of these instructions will become visible once all 3 pills have been consumed. They are to be taken after food, and in quick succession.”

’What the fuck kind of package is this?’ you thought to yourself, eyeing the pills in the box. They were small ovals, filled with a jell like substance that squished under your fingers as your squeezed. You placed them down next to the note. One blue, one red, one green.

’Hmm. This seems like an awful lot of work for a prank. And I do have the rest of the week off if they make me genuinely ill. Screw it, why not.’

You picked the pills up and swallowed them one by one chasing them down with a glass of water. Picking the note up, you look at it again. The words on the page shimmered and changed before your eyes.

Well done.

3FreeWishes was designed to grant you your deepest desires. Our specially developed formula is perfectly safe whilst contained inside its separate capsules, but once combined the effects will rapidly become apparent.

The red pill contains chemicals designed to interact with your molecular structure at a base level, giving you the ability to manipulate anyone you desire to do what you want. You must only picture that person in your mind for it to take effect.

The blue pill augments the effect of the red one. It allows you to manipulate your reality in any way you see fit. You may not however try to use the effects to attempt to remove anyone from existence, as this would have grave repercussions, the least of which would be the immediate collapse of reality around you.

The yellow pill is designed to safeguard the user from any effects caused as a result of using the other 2 pills. You will find your body totally impervious to harm and your stamina magnified beyond your wildest imagination.

The effects should start to become noticeable roughly 60 minutes after all 3 capsules have been taken, however they may take longer depending on the user metabolic rate so please not that this time frame is an estimation.

Thank you for your order, and please enjoy your product.’

’This can’t be for real.’ you thought. You didn’t feel any different, the note had said the effects would kick in for a while.

You decided to go back to bed and sleep for a few hours, wondering if you would feel any different when you woke up.