Explain what is going on

?Why does that keep happening??

?You cause bad luck, right?? You ask her as you help her to her feet again, ?Just between you and me, my body reverses any **** against it without me even having to think about it. The exact result varies from attacker to attacker but??

?You shot MY bad luck back at ME?? She asks you, sounding furious.

?Yeah, it would seem so. Can I ask you something??

?Fine, seeing as you have me prisoner I guess you can ask me what ever you like. Don?t expect me to actually answer you though!? She says in a bitchy tone.

?What made you choose sky blue panties when you got dressed this morning? I honestly expected black to match the rest of the goth attire. Or maybe pink to match your hair?? You say, mocking her and the rather large tear in her outfit she got the last time she fell.

?Actually, I was thinking about buying a pink pair but I thought that would be a little too?? She says happily until she realizes you only said it to insult her, ?I didn?t think hero?s where supposed to be peeping toms!?

?I?d only be peeping if I was watching through a window or a camera or such. With you just standing in front of me with that look on your face it seems more like you?re showing off and trying to get my attention.?

While making fun of her seems funny now, you?re beginning to think maybe making fun of a villain backed into a corner is a bad idea.