Make sure things are going well for next contest

It seems to be a foregone conclusion that Darrin or Jessie is going to get voted out, so I decide it is a better use of my time to check on the next contest to make sure it goes off without a hitch. As the contestants gather in the grand room for the conclave, I enter the house through a rear entrance and go to the basement, where technicians are applying the finishing touches. As I enter the room, I see two mattresses on the floor, about six feet apart from each other.

Eric, an assistant producer, greets me. “Good to see you, Jeremy. I think we’re pretty much set here.”

“Glad to hear it, Eric. Want to walk me through this?”

“Sure thing. Basically this is a reverse of the first contest. In that one, the goal was for the gals to be as quick as possible in getting the guys off; it basically required cooperation between the man and woman to get into sync and hit the sweet spot. Well, this is going to put the gals from one side against the guys from the other. The girls are going to try to get the guys from the other team to cum as quickly as possible, while the guys are going to try to hold it for as long as possible.”

That sounds intriguing, but I have a few questions. “So what’s to stop a guy from basically rolling over on his stomach and not participating?”

“Good question. The guy is required to be hard the whole time. If he goes limp, he has 45 seconds to get his head back in the game, and he only gets to do that once.”

I nod. “So essentially we are testing the guys on how well they can edge?”

“You’ve got it. That’s an important skill to master if you’re gonna succeed in this business. You can’t blow a load as soon as you start fucking, or it won’t be much of a movie; you have to learn to keep it going until the director says, ‘Cut.’”

Eric is definitely correct. We spend a lot of time editing in cum shots because the male actor blows his load at the wrong time during a film shoot, so we have to do film loops, showing the same thrusting over and over in order to lengthen the scene, but you can only do so much of that without it looking cheesy.

“And how are you going to award points?” I ask.

Eric points to a screen on the wall, showing each team’s name. “Basically, every time a guy blows a load, it will trigger an additional 5 points for the woman’s team and a reduction of 5 points from the guy’s team. We also have bonus points that are awarded for time, so for every minute a guy stays hard without cumming, that earns an additional point for his team. For every woman, she starts out with five bonus points for her team, but loses one for every minute that it takes for her to get her guy off.”

“And we are going to have uneven teams, of course,” I observe, “because someone is getting voted off right now. How do you deal with that?”

“We thought about having a judge stand in for the short team, but decided against it. We ended up deciding that the bigger team will choose one of their teammates by a random drawing to sit this round out. That is a mixed blessing for that person, because he or she won’t be the cause of any loss of points, thus earning negative attention, but its also a missed opportunity to impress the judges, so that person will need to be extra careful to do something to earn good graces later on.”

It sounds as if everything is well planned out, and it’s a good thing because a stagehand tells us the conclave is over and that both teams will soon be entering the room for the contest. As everyone clears out, I ask the stagehand who got voted out.

“It was Jessie,” he says, “and boy, is she pissed! Take a look at her.” He points toward a set of monitors, where I see the contestant, suitcase in hand, walking out of her room toward the front doors. Her face is a mixture of anger and tears, and she is muttering something about being blamed because “Darrin couldn’t get a stiffy, even if he soaked it in plaster of Paris and let it harden overnight.”

“She’s going to do her exit interview right now before we send her home,” says the stagehand.

I look at another set of monitors and see the contestants assembling for the next contest. I’d love to watch that, but I’m also intrigued about what the first rejected contestant has to say.