And a little more.

A quick look at the items shows you selected two packs of brightly colored socks, a furnished apartment with something called a new identity kit, and a pair of guns you’ve never even heard of, both must be in .22 magnum as you selected 4 boxes of magic ammo, a semi auto rifle and a lavender colored little snub nosed revolver. The order calls the rifle an A22 and the pistol is a CA 22. Thinking back on the terrifying huge monster that tried to eat you you resist the urge of this body to buy 2 vastly under powered guns and open the order back up, dump the two guns and ammo and start looking at big powerful rifles, yet when it comes to ammo you don’t see an option for magic bullets. With a heavy sigh you decide to go with the silly 22’s and add a third gun just in case, this time you add magic to your search and a single gun comes up, a Walther PK 380 with a steel slide and lavender grip. It comes with 4 spare 10 round mags and you buy 2 boxes of ammo. Clicking your tongue you still feel under powered and say, “Fuck it.” Adding finally a big scary looking semi auto.308 rifle and 5 loaded 20 round magazines. With that you just click, “Submit.”

An instant later the doorbell rings causing you to nearly jump out of your skin. When you cautiously open the door you find 3 suitcases, 2 rifle cases, 2 pistol cases, 4 metal ammo boxes, a white cardboard box a bit smaller than a shoe box, and a large plain yellow envelope that looks rather thick. You drag it all inside and close the door. A little note then slides under the door.

“Congratulations on purchasing your own apartment, you have 2 hours till you must leave this sanctuary. Have a nice day.”

“How nice.” You say setting the note on the table. Looking at the bags and boxes you decide the envelope is the obvious starting point.

Inside you find 3 key rings connected together with a small green carabiner, one has keys to a Harley, the next keys to a Fiat, the third has 3 keys, one house style key and two smaller ones. Next you find an Illinois drivers license, a concealed carry permit, a passport, bank issued atm visa combo card, a master card, a coupon for 12 free martial arts lessons, 4 little paper cards each worth a free hour of range time at a shooting range, a java hut card with three punches toward your next free coffee, and a free spa day plus cut and color at some place in Madison Wisconsin. “Cool I guess.”

Just then it dawns on you that all the documents are blank. Picking up the passport and opening it you sort of hear it ask, “What is your name?”