Genma Celebrates

"Soun! You missed a great party!" Genma announced, staggering into the common room. He held up the teakettle, realized he was, then held up plastic convenience store bags with beer cans in it. "I came out of the canal and found this whole group of drunks afraid of pandas! Ha, ha! -Ranma(?), my boy - Ha! 'boy', what a laugh - your old man's still got it!" He dropped the bag of cans and took the kettle to him. Ranma moved at the last moment to keep from getting splashed on. "You shouldn't be afraid of hot water, boy! What?(!) You'd rather be a girl?!"

'I don't become a girl no more! I'm 100% guy all the time, now!"

Genma dropped the kettle. "You'd better not be lying to me!"

"I don't lie! But it's not me that becomes a girl, but-"

"Ah, ha! Ha, ha, ha! This is a real day for celebration!" And Genma wrapped his son in bearhug and stumble-danced around the room.

"Pop!! Will you listen to me!! It's Kuno that-"

"No more dating that rich loser! He can go jump in a-" and the man tossed his son through the open garden door into the pond. And when his son came out, he laughed even harder, "How I've wanted to see-"

The redhead was sitting in the water beside Ranma. Naked. And Genma staggered backward, bumped against the low table, and fell backward over it. "Don't tell me I have a daughter, now, too!"