Ignore this and just go to your room (Hint: terra)

You decide it is probably better to just ignore these weird feelings since they are probably a result of being nervous – I mean, this is your first day as a Titan.

Once your door closes and you flip on the light you realize you weren’t imagining things though; Terra is sitting on the edge of your bed.

“So Lancer, or should I call you John? I see you didn’t have any trouble getting the Titans to accept you. I wonder why that might be. You aren’t as clever or powerful as I was when I tried to join so it can’t be your skills. Oh let me guess, Robin spent too much time ignoring Starfire and now she’s moved on to a new, more outgoing playmate. Ooh, or maybe Raven can’t resist your dark side?”

You stand completely dumbfounded as she giggles softly at how she has confused you.

“It doesn’t really matter which of those is true though because I plan on finding out for myself.”

You were about to respond with a witty comeback when you realize she is removing her shirt. You’re wittiness fades as she revels to you her full, perky breasts.