Thank God For Aunt Janet!

You come from one of those BIG families. By a combination of blood, marriage, and binding oaths of fraternal and sororal ties you have a grand total of 37 aunts and uncles, three of which are staying with your family over the summer to help your mom and dad get their new organic dressings business up-&-running.

One of these is your mother's older sister Janet, who, thankfully, has just come downstairs.

"Valerie! What are you doing causing such a commotion in the kitchen at this hour of the morning on a Saturday? Can't you see those poor women are terrified? Elizabeth, go get an extra sheet from the linen closet!" Your sister runs off to fetch the sheet. "You two in the fursuits, what are your names?"

"Jeniffer." The cat mumbles.

"Louder please dear, I'm not as young as I used to be," Janet says, cupping her ear.

"I'm Amber and this is Jeniffer." The mouse pipes up, but Janet won't have any of it.

"Let your cat friend speak for herself dear, and I must say that's an impressive costume, the animations of the jaw and face are quite realistic."

Your mom is backing away slowly because, being the youngest of her mother's seven daughters, she can still see clearly enough without her glasses to realize that ISN'T animatronics.

Before there can be a fresh bout of panic and shout your sister Elizabeth returns with the spare sheet and helps the two mysterious-anthropomorphic-animal-women get redressed to head upstairs

"Let's get you two into decent clothes, okay dears?" Aunt Janet says and starts herding Jeniffer & Amber towards the back of the house...