It's Steve

"Alex? What are you talking about?"

"It's not Alex you're talking to, my name's Steve, and I am from the planet Glottun. I was **** to escape to this primal planet"

"Uh-huh."

"We are called "the peacekeepers" of the galaxy, everyone had some degree of fear of us."

"Sure, a police-alien whose name is Steve...sounds about right."

"Well, my name is actually Llanguishishokovknuaqapopimimesehgi, but it's Steve in English."

"Yep, nothing fishy here."

"The only thing fishy here is your penis! I'm serious, Peter. I need your help."

"Alright, first, I need to know why you guys are the 'Peace Keepers'?"

"If any group or organizations are planning to cause chaos for the sake of causing chaos or looting, we are the ones in charge of defeating and pedestalizing them."

"Alright...define 'peacetalize'."

"Well, it's a process of ascending one's soul to the extent of being willing to follow the leadership of "The Great One.""

"And how do you do that?"

"Everyone on Planet Glottun is what we call a "Coreun," we are born with the ability to enter and maneuvering other organisms. Our bodies are malleable to enter most openings, but if the entrance is too small, we can create an opening and enter from there."

"So you possess other living beings by entering their body."

"Well, possess is a strong word, but it's more or less what we do."

"I don't think peacetalize is the right word to use for possessing someone, you're taking over their bodies, not making them more peaceful."

"Well, when it comes to criminals, the only thing that matters is the results."

"Why don't you just send them to space prison or something."

"It's better for them to serve the universe, rather than stay in prison and come out a criminal again."

"Why isn't anyone stopping you guys?"

"Because no-one knows, we do a great job keeping a secret. We can read our hosts memories so no-one can tell the difference from the host and us. The most they've come up with is brainwashing, which is also within our abilities."

"Man, that's fucked up."

"Yet, you're using our powers to accomplish your desires."

"I'm using your powers to learn what hit me, and how I can change back!"

"What hit you is a temporal escape-pod that I made by hardening my slime.

You can turn back anytime you want if you have your old body and my allowance."

"Oh, come on!"

"What?"

"I had this whole elaborate plan on possessing Jane and suducing the info from her dad, and you just gave me the answers."

"Yeah, so?

“Party pooper!”

Anyways, now that I've answered your questions, what do you plan to do now?"

"I want to get my body back."

"And then?"

"I don't know, I'll think about it afterward."

"How about you help me with some deeds before that."

"How 'bout no."

"Then you won't be able to get your body back again."

"Damnit."