Gene Manipulation! Human disguises! Ooh, and a real-life spaceship!

Uh huh. Guess you're some kind of David Icke purist, huh?

Well, playing with the laws of nature the way a child plays with Lego-bricks is kind of our forté, so the first two shouldn't be a problem. At Studs 'R' Us, we pride ourselves on treating every contract as an opportunity for improvement. Anyway, we'll be emailing you some additional legal documents that will need your authorisation. Essentially, you'll be agreeing that Studs 'R' Us will not be held responsible in the event of your incapacitation (willing or otherwise), the loss of your ability to be a functioning member of society, or your irredeemable genetic deviation from anything that could be even remotely related to 'Homo Sapiens'.

Yeah, I know. We've actually got procedures for this kind of request now. Believe me, I'm surprised too.

Honestly, though? Functional interstellar vehicles aren't our usual area of expertise, otherwise we'd probably get much more government assistance than we do now. Our engineers might be able to whip up some kind of aeronautic love-nest for you and your Stud, but don't expect any trips to infinity-and-beyond any time soon. Don't worry- whatever we come up with, we'll make sure that it looks and behaves close enough to the real deal that you'd never know the difference.