Petra explains

"We here at the Aphrodite Bridal Boutique pride ourselves on our exemplary service to our exclusive clientelle," said Petra.

John looked down at his very female body, and then glared at Petra.

"How in the hell does turning me into a woman serve me?!" he shrieked, in his honey-toned voice.

"But my dear, who said you were our client?"

John blinked, long lashes fluttering. Did this witch mean that his fiance put her up to this?

"Our client," Petra said, "is none other than --"