Yes! Yes! And Yes! Yes on all counts, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

John knew from experience that the best possible place to find Uncle Minato was to head to the Hokage's Office. He hoped to stop by the Yamanaka Flower Shop on the way there, he needed to smooth things over with Kushina and Naruko quick smart! Naruko loved Blue roses, at least when he was involved, and Kushina loved Red Lilies mixed in with Black and Yellow Roses for some inexplicable reason.

John eventually found his way to the Yamanaka store and Saw Inoichi there. ''Judging by your look I can only assume your here for that Insurance policy we set up?'' He says as John nodded solemnly. He and Inoichi had an agreement with each other that Whenever he crossed Kushina or Naruko, Inoichi would order Yellow and Black Roses with Red Lilies for Kushina and Blue roses for Naruko. Problem was however, Naruko was the Jealous type and every time he Gave her blue roses to get back on her goodside she Blackmailed him into a relationship with her again. John was getting tired of Naruko doing this and wanted a reason not to get back together with her.

''Thanks Inoichi, I'll need as many of these as I can get. Here fifty as agreed.'' Says John as he handed over fifty dollars in Ryo. Taking the flowers and sealing them into a scroll, then he went off to find Ino, Inoichi's Daughter. He knew Naruko Feared Ino more than her mother and Hoped this would keep her in check for a bit.

John soon found her with some friends. ''Ino you got a sec?'' Asks John shyly, which was out of character for him. ''Sure John!'' She replies as she gets down from her seat and walks out with him. ''Ino I was wondering if perhaps.....you'd like to be my............. Girlfriend?'' He asks even more shyly. When she didn’t respond he took one step to turn and run, only for him to have her kiss him fiercely on the lips. ''I think that should answer your question, don't you think? Now seeing as you smell of my father, I can guess your heading to see Lord Hokage and to try to smooth things over with his family. And knowing Naruko, she's going to try to **** you to get back together with her. So to make sure she won't actually do it to me again, I'm coming with you! Come along Darling.'' Says Ino as she takes John's Hand and drags him to the Hokage's Office.

{Time-skip past Kushina and Naruko arguing with Ino and John}

''Uncle Minato, you wouldn't happen to be able to spend an Hour sparring with me would you?'' Asks John. ''Sorry, but I Can't John, I'm going to have my hands full trying to Contain my wife and Daughter. Try seeking out Master J. I hear he's in town, though he hasn't come to see me yet which given his special tendencies is unsurprisingly Unsurprising.'' ''Thanks Uncle, Ino lets go see if we can find the Old Pervy Toad.''