Why not! [Ending B2]

"Urm... I guess so," you say.

"Well, come here then, sit on my bed."

You waddle over, holding your pjs up as your cock waggles from side to side. You sit on her bed and she passes you the tape. You look at her for a moment, feeling pretty silly about the whole situation. Usually by now you would have had a raging boner, but maybe it's her directness, or that she's old enough to be your gran - you're not sure.

You halfheartedly put the tape to your dick.

She peers over at your crotch. "No, not like that. You have to start right from the base. Here give it to me." She takes the tape from you, then reaches down cups her hand under your cock and supports it. Her fingers warm and soft. She then gently holds the end of the tape just beneath the head and pulls it out, stretching it.

"Need to make sure it's fully uncoiled," she say smiling at you. She then runs the tape along it. "Just over six inches!"

"Isn't that about average?"

She scoffs, "Yeah, for an erect one, this is still flaccid!" She turns your cock over in her hand looking at the other side. "The true measurement is when it is standing to attention though."

She then looks you in the eye again. "With me touching it, I'm surprised it hasn't started to grow, but I guess an old woman like me doesn't really cause much of a stir any more. Back in the day, all the boys were trying to get inside my various holes. But look at me now." She absentmindedly gives your cock a couple of tugs a she reminisces about her sexually free days.

You feel your length begin to stir. "Oh, no Mirry you're still very..."

"Very...? Old? Wrinkly? Past it?" She suggests.

"No, no. You look great for a... for someone your age. You're... hot."

"Really? Don't be silly," she looks down at your cock again and gives it a quick couple of tugs, pulling your foreskin back exposing your shiny purple mushroom head. "Look I can't even excite a man who hasn't had sex for four months."

"Oh no, it's not that, it's just a bit of a weird. You know, it's not a sexy situation."

"I see, yeah you're right, I guess nowadays there's not a lot I can do to make situations more sexy."