Noticed? You volunteered! (college graduate, v.1)

Sure, most people would say that volunteering for an undefined science experiment was probably a bad idea, but you were ****. It had been way more difficult than anticipated to get a job with your Masters in Gender Studies. You thought there were so many openings for HR department heads everywhere. Maybe you should have gone with a double major in education so you could at least work at some school somewhere. But, that would've been difficult work. Gender Studies was so easy as a poor, oppressed woman of color, being half Korean. Your only viable option had seemed to be Professional Protestor, until you received a flier requesting participants for a scientific study at a facility near your university. It offered $60 a day. A DAY! How the hell were you going to refuse that!?

So, you did your hair and make up, taking extra care to look amazing, along with wearing your shortest, tightest dress exposing the most imaginable cleavage. You normally wouldn't wear a bra, but today you decided to wear a push-up, making sure to make your breasts impossible to ignore. Hopefully, whoever's in charge of choosing test subjects is attracted to short Asian chicks with C-cup breasts that are just short of D-cup. Just in case, you also choose to forgo underwear. Throwing on your four-inch strappy pumps and grabbing your purse, you rush out the door, barely remembering to lock up behind you.