Debriefing

Annabelle knocked on Maura's door.

Maura opened it and quickly pulled Annabelle in. "Did you get it?"

"Yes, here it is," said Annabelle. She handed the flash drive to Maura.

"Now I need to know you weren't compromised," said Maura. "Strip naked, spread you legs, and put your hands behind your head."

"Oh, OK." Annabelle stripped, spread her legs, and put her hands behind her head.

Maura walked around Annabelle. "Bend over at the waist."

Annabelle bent over, so her her upper body was parallel to the floor.

"I need to do this to make sure you don't have any chips shot into your butt." Maura slapped Annabelle's ass as hard as she could, twice on each cheek.

"Ow, am I OK?"

"Sure, but don't get dressed yet.," said Maura.

Annabelle stood up straight and rubbed her butt cheeks. "I loved doing this. Is there anything else I can do?"

"Sure," said Maura. She reached into her purse and pulled out a tube of lipstick. "See this? It looks like an ordinary lipstick, but it contains millions of bites of secret info. You need to deliver this to Alexie."

"I can do that!" said Annabelle enthusiastically.

"OK, but we have to keep it very secure. The Russians have a device that can wipe this clean, so you must keep it up your rectum. Your body will block the rays."

"Um, OK, as long as it's for the best of the country."

"Of course it is. You are a true patriot. Bend over again."

Annabelle bent over, and Maura slid the lipstick up her anus, causing Annabelle to wince. "Good, now if you see anyone you suspect is a Russian spy, go up to them and say, 'I think Vladimir Putin has some sexy hairy testicles!' That is what Russian women always say, so even though it seems bizarre to us, it's perfectly normal to them."

"OK, I'm on it!" said Annabelle. "Can I get dressed now?"

"Yes, but keep your panties wedged firmly up your ass, so the tube stays in place."

Annabelle got dressed then gave herself a wedgie.

"Alexie will meet you at the Delta Epsilon frat house in ninety minutes. In the mean time, walk around campus and see if you can spot any Russians."

"I'm on it!" Annabelle turned and left.