A trespass misunderstanding

"See, I met this hot older couple in a bar. They're not in our circle so I'm gonna maintain their privacy and not hand out names," Roxy explained quick before continuing. "So they explain to me that the man's wife has a bit of a voyeur fetish. She and her man had watched other couples before, but never really stuck their toe in doing the same thing. So the wife," Roxy explains, opening the refrigerator to grab a beer. "she tells me that she wants to watch her husband have sex with another woman, and they were offering me a chance to be said woman."

"Gary and I have done that," Bernie admitted, squeezing Gary's hand, feeling comfortable enough to admit that. "It can be very erotic."

"Oh I hear ya, girl," Roxy said with a bright smile, pleased that her new guests were opening up more. "I've been the watcher and the watch-ee, and it can be a blast, so I was more than down." She sits down at the kitchen table, encouraging the others to join her. "but, turns out the wife was even more kinky than i thought. See, she didn't want to watch from the bedroom."

Lil sat forward, the story interesting her. "What did she want?"

"Well, she wanted to watch from the perspective of somebody who ain't supposed to be seeing ya getting it on. She wanted an..outside perspective," Roxy explained in a hinting tone.

"Outside..wait-you mean like a peeping tom?" Gary asked, surprised.

Roxy nodded her head, taking a sip of her beer. "Got in one, babe. See, their place was one-story, so their bedroom would theoretically be easy for someone to peak in through the window if the curtains and blinds were bent in just the right way," she explained.

Mark started giggling again.

"Dang it, Mark, let me finish," Roxy scolded, though a couple snickers escaped her lips too. "Okay, so the thing was the Mrs. would leave the house for a bit so the hubby and I could get busy. Dude was fine and charming as hell, I had no trouble getting into it. So we're on their bed just having fun. Great, great sex. I was told to act like I din't know anybody was watching, but I caught a glimpse of the wife's red jacket so I knew everything was going right. Then all of a sudden we hear sirens."

"Oh shit," Gary said quietly, also getting engrossed in the story.

Roxy her for her part was now laughing. "Turns..turns out that their closest neighbor saw the wife lurking around outside of the house and thought she was a burglar and called the cops on her! Thank God we all thought quickly. Still i had to put on a bunch of his wife's clothes quick. I love her crazy ass, but her clothes did not fit me. So when i go up to the cops to explain I'm the house-sitter, I'm thinking the whole time 'oh shit, they are going to know these clothes ain't fitting me". Somehow we pulled a story out of our asses that the husband was in the restroom, I was cleaning with music on and didn't hear the wife try to get in, so she went around the house trying to get my attention. It sounded like such bullshit when we explained it, but finally they believed us and went back. We didn't come out of it in the best light, but at least we didn't get put in the news as a bunch of sex fiends."

"Wow," Lil said when Roxy finished. "You guys got real lucky, but how come the neighbor didn't recognize the wife's jacket? Wouldn't she have recognized it?"

That got Roxy holding back a few more chuckles. "That's the ironic thing, hon. She got that jacket specifically so no one would recognize her. her thinking was "If I'm watching my husband do the nasty I don't want my neighbor showing up suddenly and ask me why I'm outside!" Roxy couldn't help but start laughing again.

That got Mark going again too. "It's all so dumb!" the laughs were belly-shaking now.

"Hey," Roxy said through the laughter. "I got an open invite to come back, so how dumb is it really?"

The story had broken any ice they had been previously and the five of them were now talking and laughing companionably. Suddenly the door rang.

"One sec," Roxy said, moving from her chair. "looks like we've got more playmates to the party."