Stop - Will Do Will Du!?!?

Think Toon! Mustn't feel mortified! Mustn’t feel embarrassed! Must not be uptight! Must not be overly moral and judgmental! And yet her Normal People Logic told her: Here I am, Kim Possible, wholesome (still, barely, a) teen heroine not just dressed like a ecchi’s idea of the White Rabbit of Wonderland but with an added overlay of costume mimicking bubbles, ready to shove anybody who popped one over into the need for hentai. And it was all here, in my home and kitchen, in front of Dad, Mom, and the Tweebs! Were one of them doomed to get the perverted thoughts?!

“Kim Possible, friend and family. You should really allow Global Justice to provide for your security. Anybody can walk in your domicile.” The Chinese twenty-something was wearing a tight, blue uniform with a shoulder holster.

“Like you, young man!?” James Possible frowned. “Should I remember is this man?! Who is he?!”

“Agent Will Du!” Kim frowned more. “We first met him when we first met Duff Killigan.”

“She doesn’t exactly have bubbly feelings about him,” Veronica said. “I’m sorry! I couldn’t help it: I see Kim in all that sexy lather and I have to say something toony like ‘bubbly’!”

“Bubbly?” Kim smirked wickedly. “Oh, I think we’re going to be very bubbly together. But we’re going to need some privacy.”

“Oh, my!” Ann said. "And I remember him as such a nice, polite boy."

“We have no time for privacy,” Will informed. “Dr. Director has assigned you and Stoppable to me on this mission.”

“Ron and I are to ‘assist’ you?” an eyebrow twitched as she held back a comment. “Then we should go to the privacy of your GJ hoverjet.” And in a seductive tone she was sure passed over his oversized egghead, she added, “Immediately.”

"Immediately" was as long as it took to go out the back door. Will Du made the mistake of speaking first.

“Did you hear that, Kim? He said, ‘Ladies first!’ - He called me a lady!” Veronica said entering the roomy vehicle just above the yard. Coming up beneath her, Kim saw that the woman in the red mini dress wasn’t wearing any panties. And knowing Du below her, she doubted he was peeping. Oh, but he would be! After she and Veronica got through with him, he and his hardon would be having all sorts of nonreg-thoughts!

“What I’d like to know is why you know Veronica is Ron,” Kim demanded as she waited for Will to come on board. “How much do you know from your spy satellites?”

“I know everything.” As with everything about him, the man kept a tight grip on his show of disapproval. “Everything, that is, except why you are covered in that froth.”

“Good,”” Kim smiled, slinking towards him. “Let me show you what this “froth” is for….”