Get mad (or at least pretend to...)

Thinking quickly, you bolt up. "Yeah, I do, so what? It's just a little extra fat. If you don't like it, you don't need any."

"I was joking, calm down," Alexa says as you pass her the phone back. She doesn't talk to you for the rest of the bus ride.

Well, that could have gone better, you think as you enter the school. You may have lost your chances with the hottest girl you've ever seen, but hey, you kept your secret!

The next few hours pass without incident. You hide in crowds to get through hallways without being noticed, and you avoid getting up in class as much as possible.

Of course, 10 o'clock eventually rolls around. Andrew needs his picture.