Just you and Greg

"Come on, folks," you say to the crowd. "We aren't going to embarrass them. You guys have to stay here."

"What the fuck, man!" John shouts. "You just want it for yourself!"

I mean, he isn't wrong. Still, you don't want all these people shaming Alaina and Marlena, so you stand firm. "Either you stay here or there's no naked mile at all," you declare.

There's plenty of grumbling from the crowd but eventually they agree to your conditions and go back to enjoying themselves at the party. John storms out of the room, but it's not like he was going to be a good party host anyway, so you don't really care.

"Well, ladies, with that settled, let's do this."

Marlena rolls her eyes. "Oh, alright, you pervs." She leads the way out of the room, and Greg follows.

"Thanks," Alaina says, holding the door open for you. "I appreciate it."

The four of you arrive on the ground floor of the dorm and step out into the pleasant September air. Marlena and Alaina turn to face you and Greg.

"So how much are we going to have to take off?" Alaina says.