the yes dear house

you knock on the door and jimmy and christine, the family living in the guest house, come storming out, "greg, kim we'll see you later" jimmy screams back to the house

Greg comes out the door "don't go guys, ugh" he turns to his wife kim "you see what just happened? They just went off to a swingers party and we are stuck at home again. When are we gonna spice it up and push our boundaries"

Kim walks out, a small petite woman with curly brown hair and an amazing body for someone that's had kids "greg, do you really want to go to a swingers party where you might end u getting stuck with christine, or worse yet...jimmy?!"

"ughumughh, good point, but kim, if we don't go tonight when will we ever find ourselves in a positions to make our experiences with each other more exciting, I wanna push the envelope, explore the last frontier" greg whines as he makes gestures to imitate exploration, or opening a letter

"you are such a nerd" kim says as she turns to walk into the house

"who are you?!" greg questions as he sees you standing behind the door

"uh I was just coming to ask you..." you are saying when you get cut off

"greg come inside, you're letting in a draft" kim yells

"not until you agree to spice things up!" greg complains "who are you again" he asks

" Well as I was saying, I was just coming to aks you two if..." you are cut off again as kim storms out the door

"you want spice? you want excitement? Well here you go!" she grabs your hand and brings you inside as she closes the door behind greg. she turns you around and asks you