In a world ruled by Xander Harris

Xander nervously tied and straighteded his bowtie.

"When did you learn to do that?" Anya asked.

"When I got a few billion people in my head, many of them who know how to do it. I still feel like I shouldn't be doing thing. I mean marrying people? What gives me the authority to do that."

"The fact they believe you do," Cordy answered.

"Well, I'm not doing it for anyone else. Willow was my first friend, so since she asked I'll perform her and Tara's ceremony. Or at least I'll make somethign up as I go along."

"You know there's a hole in your harem while they're honeymooning," Anya reminded him.