Sexy

"Sexy." he said automatically.

"Sexy? So you like blondes?"

"I guess so? I mean, it's not like I have a fetish or anything."

"Tell me, when you saw your reflection, did you think it looked sexy?"

"Well, kind of, yeah. Before I realized, of course."

"Did you expect to be sexy before you saw your reflection?"

"Of course not. I mean, I'm a man."

"Do you think that the real problem might not be that you're blonde, but that you're sexy?"

"Uh, maybe? Why?"