I should go

"What the fuck am I doing at a Wal-Mart if I have these powers?" I thought.

I walked towards the exit and saw the woman with the wedgie heading for the bathrooms. "I wish you'd pull your pants to your ankles and leave them there until you get to your car."

The woman stopped, undid her pants and pulled them to her ankles. She looked around, burning bright red in shame and waddled off towards the bathroom.

I left the Wal-Mart and drove to a more rich environment: the upscale part of town. I drove down a street lined with sidewalk cafes and coffee shops, boutiques and shops. I pulled into a parking lot. I walked to the nearest place, a sidewalk coffee shop. Outside at the tables were a hipster couple: a man with a beard and glasses in a flannel shirt and beanie, and a cute woman in nerd horn-rimmed glasses and overalls. There were two attractive women in their early forties who looked like they were headed to or from yoga class as both wore yoga pants and tank tops. I went inside. Another couple was sitting a table inside, a older couple, and a young girl about my age sat at a table texting on her phone. She had thick brown hair in a poofy pony tail, skinny jeans, and black t-shirt.

I ordered a cafe au lait and after getting my drink wondered how to have fun here.