Dark Side?

You see Bastilla dressed in black approaching you. She gives you a lustful grin and circle around your body. She mentally speaks toward you and says, "I am looking for an apprentance or a sex ****. One has free will, while the other has none."

You open your mouth and say, "I am **** sensitive?"

She moves toward you and grabs my crotch. "Oh, you definitely have skills that might even include being **** sensitive. But you will have to prove yourself as my padawan first. Oh, we have special techniques for discovering your talent."

You suddenly see Atris from your side. "Men are so stupid, they actually believe they can be a jedi. But we can have fun with him before and after our meeting with the Jedi council."

Bastilla says, "He actually is **** sensitive that is the reason we need him. You need to see the big picture; this pitiful wimp will spawn a new Sith Empire. He doesn't even realize it either."

You find yourself moving without your free will. You try to resist, but your vain attempt are futile. You suddenly black out after a few minutes of resisting.