A holiday for everyone

After that first weekend we three did a lot more together, more than the sexual bouts that is, and outwardly I think we all kinda grew a better relationship. It seemed to improve as well the more we worked at it, we each shared problems, successes and failures, fortunately there weren't to many of them, one was getting Randolph and Morgana (Sorry, Phileada, yeah actually I'm not sorry!)back together, even though Randolph wasn't ready too, and the other was when the two mother's suggested that maybe time apart between Leigh and Paul so they could 'grow as individuals' and 'truly experience a single life' may be a good thing! What We're they thinking? I disappeared for two hours when I watched Leigh's skin colour start to change to bright red, hey Gin and Liz did it to themselves – and they needed to unfuck the situation, no way was I taking their side, they were flat out wrong.

When I got back there were two very quiet Mothers sat in seclusion on the couch, without the customary wine glasses, noticeably reticent and subdued, I only got a nervous little half smile from Ginia, and Liz was looking shame faced and downward. I walked through to the kitchen and Paul and Leigh were sat at the breakfast bar eating their sandwiches they'd both made, Paul offered a smile and a “Hi,” but Leigh was sitting upright, a testament to higher moral ground if I wasn't mistaken, as Paul had spoken she whipped around in her seat, “Dad! We need to talk! Now would be best! In Paul's room please!”

As I was sure that I probably wasn't going to need to do any talking when we had 'the talk' I took the opportunity to point my hand in the general direction to the bedroom, of course Leigh led the way, I noticed the Mother's got nothing more than a tertiary glare from Leigh and Paul managed to look the other way til we cleared the room, phew, now I was curious as to what really went on. The door closed and I sat on Paul's bed, well I had too as I was pretty much steered there anyway.

THE Children, remember they're only fifteen well closer to sixteen I guess, remained standing, Leigh was straight in to things, “Dad, you've got to do something about those two, they are driving everybody bat-shit crazy,” I was about to interject, “I know, I know, I know, Leigh be nice, but I'm sorry Dad if you don't sort them out, I'm off to live with my future grandparent's -in-law, you know they've said I can, We can.” She pointed between her and Paul, I knew what she meant. “OK Leigh remind me why it is your mother's are driving you both bat-shit crazy as you say?”

“That suggestion that Paul and I break up is just the last straw Dad, first it was the College's we were thinking about, according to Mum it needs to be Brown, or Ohio State or some other such ridiculous notion and Ginia's no different because Paul's Dad started off as a Business Graduate, she thinks Paul should do the same. He's an asshole, why would she think he'd want to be like him? And as for Randolph and Gin's Mum and Dad and the stupid things YOUR WIVES have been bringing home to them, well we've all just had enough of them.”

“First off, I've only got ONE WIFE and secondly forgive me but I get the feeling that between the grandparent 'collective' and you two I'm being setup. I should have known when you started sprouting on about bat-shit crazy that Randolph had something to do with this, Oh and FYI, you still call him Grandad, NOT RANDOLPH.” “OK so obviously you two and your 'collective' must have come up with some idea's, lets have 'em.”

“Yip we do, Paul's Grandad said that he would happily give you their lake house to use for a couple of weeks if you agreed to take both of them up there. So would you?”

“I guess, holidays start end of this week, wait he said both of them how do they know Liz?”

“They don't I just added it in. For me, Paul and Rand ...Grandad. Besides you're giz-stomping both of them so it just makes sense.”

“Leigh! I don't like the insinuations you tend to be implying, or for that matter the way your talking.”

“Oh come on Dad, Mum's running round with a silly grin on her face all day, AND surprise, she's not dating and Ginia spends half the day thinking about the next weekend. We aren't blind, or stupid, Mum's over here ALL weekend? Silly grin? No single bed slept in? Two plus two.” She stopped took a breath, “They're just both not getting enough, they've got far to much time and energy to stuff with our lives, their kids and their parents lives, and quite honestly we're all sick of it, just take them and wear them out, Dad, please.”

Well Paul was no help he just nodded his head and looked like a loon, Leigh was begging though.

“OK arrange it with Paul's Grandad, send him my regards and let me know.”

Cool! Sex Holiday. But I weren't gonna say that to Leigh, “OK her's the deal though you two. Both of you go out there and you both kiss and hug and forgive them for the way they've acted too, they've learnt their lessons. Each of you do your birth Mums first and then may God help US, your future Mothers-in-law, If that's to be believed. Are we clear?”

And they did and they were all happily chatting again when I looked, laughing and joking. Of course Ginia dragged me off for a debrief come interrogation, “So, M, how did you do it, what did you guys say,...talk about.” I wasn't gonna lie, “Well your Father together with Leigh and Paul have worked out a deal letting us have his lake-house from next weekend on, for two weeks and all I have to do is fuck the ass off of you!” “WHAT! Is that what they said?” “I guess it was implied by your Father I think, we're still got to negotiate the finer points, and well Leigh told me, well Paul agreed, anyway not in so many words but a good giz-stomping was mentioned.”

I'd never guess Gin's mouth could open so wide, I was going to say to her, 'Look Gin it seems a waste to have your mouth open and not use ...,' yeah I know, all talk. Anyway after she'd taken it all in she looked at me and said, “Uhh, M, what are we gonna do about Liz, she's going to go mental with us gone so long.” “Why, what's she doing, has she got work?” “No! Oh, what? Wait, Do you mean she's coming too?” “Ahh Yeah! actually it was a bulk deal. I had to take both of you. Leigh said they had all decided both of you had to go. You've both got far to much energy to stuff up their lives, that's both sets of parents and our kids, and that Liz needs the ass fucked off her as well, busy, busy, busy, that's us.”

So help me if she doesn't shut her mouth soon, I'm going to tell her my joke.