On a 10+, your husband is on his way home.

"Vincent?" you say over the phone.

"Gloria," your husband says. "How was your morning with Tina? Did you turn her into a lesbian?"

"Vincent!" you protest. The taste of Tina's ass lingers on your tongue. You feel your face flush hot, without any reason.

"It's all right, I'm in the car. Parked," Vincent says.

You laugh nervously. "I think Tina is completely open to receiving lesbian attentions," you say. "I, we...I've been too busy to give her a chance to reciprocate."

Vincent laughs. "She is a bit of a 'do-me' girl," he says.

"A 'do-me-now' girl," you say, laughing. "Would you believe, ten minutes after we met..." Tina had made the first move, taking her slacks down for you in the park. "Ah. I'll tell you later. Vincent, come home. Come home and do me," you say.

"On my way," he says.

"Fair warning. Tina is sleeping it off in Jill's room," you say.

Your husband laughs. "Tina comes on like the Energizer Bunny, but orgasms run her out of batteries."

You curl your lip. Vincent had been cheating on you with her. Hardly a love affair, since your husband was only one of Tina's hook-up guys. But all things considered... You sigh.

"Come home."

"Rolling."