Brooch

"No," said John. His eyes wandering over the pieces one by one.

Petra smiled even more widely, "Yes, far too common. How about a brooch?"

"What is a brooch?" Asked John stupidly.

Petra giggled, "Men. They think they know everything, but ask them about fashion and jewelry what happens? They are ignorant fools."

John starred dully as Petra walked behind the display case and removed a tray of brooches. His eye never wavered from the tray.

"Brooches are the quintessential piece for any bride. They accent and embellish the dress in a multitude of ways." She picks one up from the tray and John's eyes continue to follow... mesmerized. "Would you like to try this one on?"

"Y-Yes," said John, surrender clear in his voice.

Petra smiled, "It gets them every time." With that she clipped the brooch onto his clothes.