Miss: Hit the showers.

You ease Bernie down to the mattress and snuggle in beside her. Your stiffie is now all the way stiff and poking her in the side.

"I think it's your turn next," you say.

"What'cha mean?" she says, a little dreamily.

"You gonna do it for me?"

She yawns and rolls her shoulders. "When'd'ya last shower?" she asks. "Nn, ahhh, not just the enema?"

Aw, c'mon, Bernie, it's too early to be using your fucked-out voice, you think. Your erection seconds that thought.

"This morning," you say.

"Hit the showers," she says.

You grab your shower caddy and get a shower, scrubbing well between your legs, between your buttocks, and wherever you've got hair. And your feet. And behind your ears. You take the time to shave off a little stubble from your face.

By the time you get back all fresh and clean, and lay your bathrobe aside, your cousin is asleep on your bed, snoring gently.

"Guess it was a long flight," you mutter. You remember something from the old first edition of The Joy of Sex. If you get something started, but have to wait more than a half hour to pick it up, it's another occasion.

You sit in your desk chair and look at your sleeping cousin, stroking your dick idly as you admire her naked curves. She did seem happier today. Maybe her new guy was good for her. Guy, you think, shaking your head. You'd figured Naomi Bernice Bernstein as a lifelong lesbian except for yourself, her own personal living dildo and sexual lab partner. You hoped that this Gary guy was low-drama at least. It was a little awkward that Charlotte was supposed to be back soon.

Possibilities:

• Jack off and take a nap with Bernie, then wake up together with high hopes of a rematch. Stalk Bernie: +Cool(+3) (+1 Cool, +2 Desire).
• Call Charlotte. Maybe she's here already and you can reconnect. Heck, you just showered and shaved. Stalk Charlotte: +Cool(+0) (+1 Cool, -1 Desire).
• Something else?