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Your dad takes a deep breath and clears his throat as he gets out his notepad...

"Ok...

1. Treat your mother with respect.
2. You may call her by her first name.
3. If you go out, you must pay for her. That means clothes, food, anything.
4. You are not allowed to **** anything she doesn't want to do.
5. If things move to the bedroom, no traditional sex, or anal. Only oral sex and hands.
6. If she gives, you should return the favor.
7. If things move to the bedroom, BE SAFE. Your mo... ahem... Kate isn't on the pill due to her hormone issues.

Anything else is at the discretion of Kate, ok?"

You nod in agreement and look at your mom...

"Thank you so much. Both of you..." you say and soon your dad leaves...

"Well, what's the big birthday plans with me, cutie?" Your mom asks getting right to the point and she cuddles up and puts her head on your shoulder and kisses your cheek.... "We could go get me something to wear... Go get dinner... Watch a movie... Anything sound good?"