Perhaps there needed to be more people to humilate?

Robbie thought as he rode. Xena dn Gabby were the major female characters in the show. But that didn't mean that there weren't others on it was well.

Callisto was a blonde darker Xena that was a few nuts short of a chocolate bar. She had killed Gabrielle's husband and had her life destroyed by Xena. An ironic idea about her being a sub to Gabby and a dom to Xena had a funny and mean edge to it.

Or he could have Eve the daughter of Xena here. (Who had been played by the same actress as Calisto. Either in her violent, assassin phase or the pasificist phase.

Or he could summon the goddess of Love, Aphrodite. She was constantly causing trouble and could use some humilation.

Of, course no matter who he called, he could call Joxer. Being the fucktoy of the world's greatest moron would be funny. Even if he fucked up the humilation. Heck, that might be funny!

Or perhaps some one else, like Xena's different personalities Lookalikes. Her mother? Gabby's sister?