By playing along

You can't let Bianca save you from Craig. Not again. Not today. Your brain whirls as you struggle to find a way out of this. You can feel time slipping away from you and then it hits you. The first thought; the only thought on how to defuse this situation.

Biting down the shame you give a little giggle, like you imagine a teenage girl would and slide out of Craig's grasp. You skip back a few steps. And then you give the performance of your lifetime. Channeling a certain sassy Dominican from Scrubs you waggle your finger at Craig. "Uh-uh Mister! Just because you can't get any sweet arse at the moment don't mean you can come playing with mine! Hell no, you gotta buy a lady a drink first!"

Craig stares at you, stunned and shocked. You have never even attempted to retort the man's bullying and here you are impersonating a sassy Latina! You can see out of the corner of your eye that Bianca is simply staring, wide eyed at the two of you.

Craig almost visibly shakes himself from his shock and grins at you. "So the little lady found a spark. I like 'em with a little sass! Fine then. With false charm and sincerity, Craig bends down on one knee. "Pretty lady, would you go out for a drink with me?"